
Moe Attacks ! Could Bacteria Save Universe’s Best Pleasures ?
By: Charz
Tags: Bacteria, Bacteria Rights, Bacterium, Biological warfare, Charles Darwin, Earth, H. G. Wells, Invasion, Mars Attacks!, Martians, Moe, Moe Gave Me Cancer, Moe Irony, Moyashimoe, Moyashimon, Natural Selection, Robot, social darwinism, Thomas Henry Huxley, Tim Burton, Total War, Trope, Tropes Natural Selection
Category: Funny, Moyashimon
HOW BACTERIA ALREADY SAVED OUR WORLD
“From the moment the Moe invaders arrived, breathed our air, ate and drank, they were doomed. They were undone, destroyed, after all of /m/an’s weapons and devices had failed, by the tiniest creatures that God in his wisdom put upon this earth. By the toll of a billion deaths, /m/an had earned his immunity, his right to survive among this planet’s infinite organisms. And that right is ours against all challenges. For neither do men live nor die in vain.”
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